The Cleveland Browns didn't get the memo about tanking the season. Brian Hoyer looked legit yesterday, Yeah, Josh Gordon and Greg Little might be on the trading block, but I think maybe they keep Gordon close to the chest (unless they get another firsty out of it.) I still don't think they crank out more than 4 wins (lets not forget Minnesota is terrible, too), but I think Brownie fans feel a little better today.
The Detroit Lions first win in Washington isn't as big of a deal as everyone is making it out to be (though I will pat myself on the back for last night's "Now the government is going to shut down simply out of shame" joke on Twitter... OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING ME THERE?). The Skins defense is so soft, the Snuggle Bear is jealous. RG3 can't save you, nor can Mike Shanahan's gradual transformation into a radish.
The Pittsburgh Steelers might be just as bad as Eric Chase says they are. Roethlisberger is still Roethlisberger, but not only is the talent not out there to throw to, but the o-line breaks at a moment's notice. Not to mention, Todd Haley.
Hey everyone, remember Cam Newton? While you were all going on about your Robert Griffins and Colin Kaepernicks, ol' Cam led a 38-0 whoopin' on the New York Giants. Eli Manning is like one of those goofy metal "brain teasers" your aunt always had: before you know the trick, they're impossible to solve. Once you figure it out, you spend all day taking it apart while your aunt and your parents talk about who in the family is about to die.
Seattle beat Jacksonville so hard, they pulled Russell Wilson for Tavaris Jackson in the 3rd quarter. The Jags are the Florida A&M of the NFL.