1) That thing they pull is called a "sled". Makes sense.
2) Red states or Blue states? Nope, in the pull world, it's Red Nation (Case IH) vs. Green Nation (John Deere). Libertarians are represented by the Orange of AGCO.
3) 300 ft. is a full pull, but at the National Championships, it doesn't mean crap unless you hit 320.
4) If you can sit on it, someone has mounted it to a trailer and dragged it around a campground.
4a) Hell yeah you can bring your Segway. Pullin' Fans ain't care.